18 days to CP - Tasty Treats

Well, it's been a week.  Women...  At any show, they wear less clothing than they normally do, but cover up their entire bodies in kandi. Makes for some pretty sweaty kandi. #justsayin  But the point of this photo is the fuzzy earmuffs.  Yes. I'm so pro fuzzy you might as well call me wuzzy.   

Now, for the music...since Counterpoint is only 18 days away...yeah, I know. Here's a great track from local talent.

First up, Mayhem.  ATL-based producer is absolutely filthy live.  Saw him in Birmingham, and they tore the roof off.  He's currently signed to Subhuman ATL.  His current single out now is "Brick Squad Anthem."  Click Play. Die Happy.



Here's a pretty thumpy (is that a word?) track. Definitely more Big Room than House, so it's definitely got a bit o' that good tribal/jungle feel.  Of which, I am a strong supporter.  This is Clockwork's Titan (MAD DECENT).

And here's a shortened version of my favorite producer right now, CLARK KENT, who brought you that sick nasty birdy - shelter remix and also destroyed The Wanted's Glad You Came.  This one is for the beatport remix competition that Zed's Dead is hosting for a track off their newest EP called COWBOY.  If you haven't heard the original, I posted it first.  Listen, and then see what SuperPro did with it.



If you like Clark Kent's remix, go to beatport and vote for him here.

RMFT: Party Starters

If I took a girl's pants off and saw her wearing these, I'd be speechless.  I mean, aside from the neon color and the lace, she obviously gets it.  And forget about it, if she's wearing these at a show.  I'd be on her like white on rice (yes, asians can use that joke, too. 8D).  In the words of my girl B, I definitely like it, so Imma put a ring on it.

Anyways, in light of the excitement that is college football, I decided to give you guys a few tracks for your Saturday festivities.  (If you need more music, check out my other posts, of course.)  These three tracks will turn your cookout into a dance party, or at least the discussion of whether there needs to be an outing to a club in the post-game.  Enjoy.  ;P





And here's a bonus. This original song was a youtube sensation in my college days...so to hear a dubstep remix of it is like finding your favorite pair of flipflops from way back and realizing you can still rock them (ignoring the smell), but they still make you feel insanely disgusting just putting them back on your clean feet. This is like that but better. (You don't actually smell a penis when listening to this track.)

New Genre: Femstep

Can also be called the following:

chickstep
babe dub
pantysoakers
pantydroppers
female vocal dubstep
vocal dubstep
girl fire dubstep
heaters
pantysoakstep

Essentially, any dubstep song with female vocals or remix of top 40 pop song.
IS NOT: dubstep with feminist themes, remixes of acoustic lyricists, etc.

You heard. Trademark (TM) that bitch!

Longest post to date.

Rack 'em!

First things first, I want to apologize for the delay in the best bass-to-your-face.  With the classes I'm taking, the four hours a day I have to drive, and my ever-increasing narcissistic tendencies, you, my readers, have become the victims.  For which, I am truly sorry.

As a reward for your awesomentality (yeah, i made it up) and patience, I'm bringing you a top five (in no particular order) list of my favorite tracks this week.  Unfortunately, until my schedule settles down, this will be the norm for the foreseeable future (READ: until after Counterpoint and my NYC trip :P)

In the meantime, I'm always uploading tracks, videos, and EDM news to my social media, so if you aren't following me on either, go do it now on my twitter and my facebook.

First up, we got OMG & SHOCKWAVE on a filthy delicious collab.  I mean, they just twerk.  It's almost too sweet to stomach, but don't trust me on this.  Go snag a listen yourself. 


Now, I get a lot of smack for having more remixes of Rihanna, Adele, and Carly Rae than is healthy, but I apologize for nothing!  Girl fire is party music at it's purest form.  Without an appreciation for it, you neglect the reason we rage - to boogie with one another (duh!).  Well, here's a moombah remix of Flo Rida's Whistle.  MAADMAN is a relatively new producer than came into my realm of awareness last week.  The tracks I was able to get my hands on are pretty good, so make sure to keep a look out for this cat.


So, now, we come to the filthies. ;P  This next track is from MIMOSA.  I mean, if you've ever seen this guy live, your legs kinda get a twinge from the last time you danced for his entire set.  It's a shared, sweet feeling.  With that being said, his remix of JMSN's "Girl (I Used To Know)" is just...yum.  No other words.  Tell me it isn't good, and I'll slap your ass and call you a Republican (they're the only ones that hate good music and happiness). 


This next track is an electro house track from TheFatRat.  His remix of Dev's Turn My World On is funky and a sure-fire heater.  I dare you to listen to it and not smile.  Fah reelz, I. DARE. YOU. 


Finally, here's a monster from one of my fave filth producers TERRAVITA.  I mean, they've been making waves for awhile, and their live performance was absolutely stellar.  As an opener for Flux Pavilion, you can't really get more street cred than that.  Anyways, if you are familiar with electronica, then you know all about Aphex Twin.  If not, get that background, son!




AND FINALLY!!! Here's some bonus tracks for you.  Why, you ask?  Um, cause this chick I know is awesome, and I'm doing a dedication. deal.  Also, as my boy's girl, she gets special treatment status, by default.  That's just the way I do.  Listen to these and be jealous. ;P 

FOR Giraffes Everywhere:

Birdy - Shelter (Clark Kent Remix)

I honestly don't have words.